Go ahead, rub it in. And buy a T-shirt.
He had done his best answering all the e-mail individually, but finally, our resident expert gave up. He had to craft the following form letter to deal with his full-to-capacity e-mail inbox:
"Dear (Insert Name Of Loyal Reader):
"Thank you for e-mailing me to brag about correctly picking the entire Final Four, something I was incapable of doing thanks to Roy Williams and his choking North Carolina Tar Heels. I understand you must be very proud of your accomplishment, and that telling me about it helps confirm your bracketology greatness.
"Please feel free to purchase my commemorative T-shirt to celebrate ... Read more
