Move over, BB, Bracket Girl has something to say
Bracket Boy was getting ready to size up the mascots in the Final Four — "Albert the Gator must be making a nice living doing those ESPN promos," our expert was musing — when his significant other came charging into the room.
"BB! Hurry! Packer is at the door!" Bracket Girl said. "And he said he wants to fight!"
"Finally!" BB crowed, sharpening his pencil. "I keep these brass knuckles in my pocket, just in case. Just in case."
As soon as our resident expert walked out the door to the lab, BG slammed the door and barricaded it shut. ... Read more
