SAN ANTONIO – The cleanup crew found him in a trash can in a dark hallway at the Alamodome, a crumpled UCLA roster clenched in his fist and a gaping pencil hole in his empty orange head.
“Hey Bob, looks like somebody popped this old basketball – wait a minute!” one of the janitors said. “I think it’s moving!”
“Owwww …” our deflated “expert” moaned. “Memphis … so darn good … Derrick Rose and all that speed… Joey Dorsey and all those muscles … Calipari and all that hair … OWWWW!”
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